Beautiful Man of the Week:
Tuesday, May 18, 2010

This week's beautiful man is the delectable Ralph Fiennes.

Full Birth Name: Ralph Nathaniel Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes
Born: December 22, 1962 in Suffolk, England, UK.
Areas of work: Accomplished stage, film and voice actor, singer, producer, director, and activist.

1990
A Dangerous Man: Lawrence After Arabia - T. E. Lawrence

1992
Emily Brontë's Wuthering Heights - Heathcliff

1993
The Baby of Mâcon - The Bishop's son
Schindler's List - Amon Göth

1994
Quiz Show - Charles Van Doren

1995
Strange Days - Lenny Nero

1996
The English Patient - Count László de Almássy

1997
Oscar and Lucinda - Oscar Hopkins

1998
The Avengers - John Steed
The Prince of Egypt - Ramesses II

1999
Sunshine - Ignatz Sonnenschein/Adam Sors/Ivan Sors
Onegin - Evgeny Onegin
The End of the Affair - Maurice Bendrix

2000
The Miracle Maker - Jesus Christ

2002
Spider Spider
The Good Thief - Tony Angel
Red Dragon - Francis Dolarhyde
Maid in Manhattan - Christopher Marshall

2005
The Chumscrubber - Mayor Michael Ebbs
Chromophobia - Stephen Tulloch
The Constant Gardener - Justin Quayle
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit - Victor Quartermaine
The White Countess - Todd Jackson
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Lord Voldemort

2006
Land of the Blind - Joe

2007
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Lord Voldemort

2008
In Bruges - Harry Waters
The Duchess - William Cavendish, 5th Duke of Devonshire
The Reader - Older Michael Berg

2009
The Hurt Locker - Contractor Team Leader
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Lord Voldemort

2010
Cemetery Junction - Mr Kendrick
Clash of the Titans - Hades
Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang - Lord Gray
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I - Lord Voldemort

2011
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II - Lord Voldemort
Coriolanus - Coriolanus

Why he is beautiful: He's from ENGLAND. He can be bad, and make it look so goooooooood. And by good, we mean sexy. Be a Nazi? Check. Want to kill Harry Potter? Check. Make a J-Lo movie worth watching over and over again? Check. He has a voice that will make you want to strip down to nothin' and go frolic in a field of wildflowers and kittens. He's played everything from Jesus to Voldemort, and has looked damn good while doin' it. His name is pronounced Rafe Fine. If that isn't like Jesus giving you a blow job, I don't know what is. If you need convincing, just listen to him talk! We DARE you. If you still have the use of your legs after watching these, there has to be something wrong with you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39XmZ4sTPlk

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuRixi_EUZM

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It's Getting Hot in Herre

I feel like I keep finding amusing music videos every day of my life.



Seriously. Why don't they play these on MTV? Psh...

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“Help! I don't know how to do lifts!”

Beautiful Man of the Month:
Saturday, September 19, 2009


This month's beautiful man is the late great Patrick Swayze.

Full Birth Name: Patrick Wayne Swayze
Born: August 18, 1952 in Houston, Texas.
Passed Away: September 14, 2009 in Los Angeles, California
Areas of work: Actor, dancer, singer-songwriter

Filmography

1979
Skatetown, U.S.A. - Ace Johnson

1983
Uncommon Valor - Kevin Scott
The Outsiders - Darrel "Darry" Curtis

1984
Red Dawn - Jed Eckert
Grandview, U.S.A. - Ernie "Slam" Webster

1985
North and South - Orry Main

1986
Youngblood - Derek Sutton
North and South, Book II - Orry Main

1987
Dirty Dancing - Johnny Castle
Steel Dawn - Nomad

1988
Tiger Warsaw - Chuck "Tiger" Warsaw

1989
Next of Kin - Truman Gates
Road House - Dalton

1990
Ghost - Sam Wheat
Saturday Night Live - Guest Host, Oct. 27, Memorable sketch with Chris Farley auditioning to be Chippendales dancers

1991
Point Break - Bodhi

1992
City of Joy - Max Lowe

1993
Father Hood - Jack Charles

1994
Heaven & Hell: North and South, Book III - Orry Main

1995
Tall Tale: The Unbelievable Adventures of Pecos Bill - Pecos Bill
Three Wishes - Jack McCloud
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! - Julie Newmar

1998
Letters from a Killer - Race Darnell
Black Dog - Jack Crews

2000
Forever Lulu - Ben Clifton

2001
Donnie Darko - Jim Cunningham
Green Dragon Gunnery Sergeant - Jim Lance

2002
Waking Up in Reno - Roy Kirkendall

2003
One Last Dance - Travis MacPhearson
11:14 - Frank

2004
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights Dance - class instructor
George and the Dragon - Garth
King Solomon's Mines - Allan Quatermain

2005
Keeping Mum - Lance
Icon - Jason Monk

2006
The Fox and the Hound 2 - Cash (voice)

2007
Jump! - Richard Pressburger
Christmas in Wonderland - Wayne Saunders

2009
Powder Blue Velvet - Larry
The Beast - Charles Barker

Why he is -sniff- was beautiful: He was from TEXAS. He DANCED. He OOZED beauty. I really doubt that there is any woman who has ever watched anything with him and has said, "Well he is just repulsive, I have to stop watching." Here's some proof of his beauty:

C'mon, admit it: you all wish you were Demi Moore in this scene monumental from Ghost.

And Baby from just about every scene from Dirty Dancing. here are my favorites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gRdA-H-C7Y

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvcqt_4NOds

and, the most monumental of them all:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxsCDfWHHDs

Farwell, Patrick Swayze, you truly were beautiful, inside and out until your last day.



This beautiful man was brought to you by: Chelsea.

I'm Jinxed & Sick, But At Least We Have Music.

I really like this song by Apocalyptica, Ville Valo, and, Lauri Ylönen. The low singer is Ville Valo; he's the singer from HIM. Some people seem to not like the high singer as well, but I think he has a really cool and unique voice. He is from a band called The Rasmus. What do you think? (Btw, the audio is kind of sucky on this video, but the one with quality audio is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi1ArEPKlu0)

Completely by coincidence, they are all Finnish. (All from Helsinki!) I think that certain people are rubbing off on me and sending Finnish Music vibes into my atmosphere.

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Let's have a swine flu party!

So apparently people with the H1N1 virus are throwing parties in which they spread the disease to others. Some think that contracting the swine flu will actually help them, because they think that if they contract the disease now if a more serious outbreak occurs in the future they will be immune to it. Doctors are saying that this is stupid, because you can't be sure how you will react to the virus and you might actually end up killing yourself.

All I can say is: Duh!

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maybe I'm like an owl in a golden cage

Beautiful Man of the Week:
Sunday, September 13, 2009

This week's beautiful man is Tuomas Holopainen.

Full Birth Name: Tuomas Lauri Johannes Holopainen
Born: Born December 25th, 1976 in Kitee, Finland.
Areas of work: Composer, King of the Keyboards, Poet and Producer, Brooder, Musical Mastermind.

(note: everything that has Nightwish by it was all written AND composed by Tuomas.)

Discography

Demos

1994
Darkwoods My Bethrothed: “Dark Aureolis Gathering”

1996
Nightwish: “Nightwish” (1996)

1997
Nightwish: “Angels Fall First”

EPs

2001
Nightwish: “Over the Hills and Far Away”

2006
Timo Rautiainen: “Uskonnonpastori”

2009
Nightwish: "Made in Hong Kong (And Various Other Places)"

Studio albums

1995
Darkwoods My Betrothed: “Heirs of the Northstar”

1996
Darkwoods My Betrothed: “Autumn Roars Thunder”

1997
Nightwish: “Angels Fall First”

1998
Nightwish: “Oceanborn”
Darkwoods My Betrothed: “Witch-Hunts”

2000
Nightwish: “Wishmaster”

2002
Nightwish: “Century Child”

2003
For My Pain...: “Fallen”
Sethian: “Into the Silence"

2004
Nightwish: “Once”

2006
Timo Rautiainen: “Sarvivuori”

2007
Nightwish: “Dark Passion Play”
Kylähullut: “Lisää persettä rättipäille"
Timo Rautiainen: “Loppuun ajettu”

2008
Kylähullut: “Peräaukko sivistyksessä”
Sonic Syndicate: “Love and Other Disasters”


Singles

1997
Nightwish: “The Carpenter”

1998
Nightwish: “Sacrament of Wilderness”
Nightwish: “Passion and the Opera”

1999
Nightwish: “Walking in the Air”
Nightwish: “Sleeping Sun (4 Ballads of the Eclipse)”

2000
Nightwish: “The Kinslayer”
Nightwish: “Deep Silent Complete”

2002
Nightwish: “Ever Dream”
Nightwish: “Bless the Child”

2004
For My Pain...: “Killing Romance”
Nightwish: “Nemo”
Nightwish: “Wish I Had an Angel”
Nightwish: “Kuolema tekee taiteilijan”

2005
Nightwish: “The Siren”
Nightwish: “Sleeping Sun”

2006
Timo Rautiainen: “Punainen viiva”
Timo Rautiainen: “Sinulle”

2007
Timo Rautiainen: “Outolintu”
Nightwish: “Eva”
Nightwish: “Amaranth”
Nightwish: “Erämaan Viimeinen”

2008
Nightwish: “Bye Bye Beautiful”
Nightwish: "The Islander"
Sonic Syndicate: “Jack of Diamonds”

DVDs

2001
Nightwish: “From Wishes to Eternity"

2003
Nightwish: “End of Innocence”

2006
Nightwish: “End of an Era”

As a producer

2003
* Silentium: "Sufferion – Hamartia of Prudence"

2008
* Indica: "Valoissa"

Equipment:

Korg N364 – music workstation
Korg Triton – (Live) music workstation
Korg KARMA – music workstation
Korg OASYS –(Studio only) music workstation
Korg TRINITY – music workstation
Korg TR – (Dark Passion Play Tour)music workstation

Why he's beautiful:

Chelsea says: GKLJEWASILGHK;WEJDHKL;WJIESDKLJ AGH. he's foreign, can take words and make them sound beautiful, and is still in love with Disney. and his hair's fantastic. and so are his arms. let's just say, he's perfect. Oh, hey, and he looks like this:


and this:


Why he's beautiful:

Briana says: He can play the keyboard. Look! (Chelsea states again that his hair is magical, which is set in stone by this hair flip.)



this beautiful man was brought to you by: Chelsea, D, and Briana. (D will add more later.)

take it slow, take it easy on me

whatever happened to asking people things, huh? that's all I wanna know. lately it feels like I just have 2 friends, and it blows. I am going to eat tater tots and sleep, seeing as how everybody seems to be too cool and important for me.

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